Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Spell...GQ. GQ? Congratulations, you've made it to the next round.

I decided that I'm going to write a mission statement. If my new favorite coffee shop has a mission statement and my restaurant can make up some character to explain its history and culture (What? Exactly...), then I should have a stated mission in life.

A statement of mission? Yes. Which mission? The stated kind. Stated to whom? A...missionary...I don't know. Leave me alone.

I need something that has a certain literary flourish. Something memorable. Something quotable. Something for the ages.

Four scores and two tricks ago...
No, maybe not.

I hold these shoes to be self-evident...
Huh?

Ok, this is harder than I thought. Never mind.

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