Three days off!!! After my long stretch of working days, I finally have some time to catch up on the true joys in life...sleeping, eating well, working out and CLEANING!!!
There's something sick and twisted about my bipolar organizational skills. There are times when my room/apartment looks like the last scene in Twister. There are times when I'm so manic about cleaning that I've found myself re-organizing my bookshelf according to the Dewey Decimal system and bundling Band-Aids by brand, type and color. What can I say? I'm trying to get back the gay membership card that was taken away after I wore two different shoes to work. Apparently there's also an eye exam. Keep your fingers crossed for me.
Now I'm on a mission to buy a new bed.. Something with a certain modern traditionalism.
I went to Ikea's (aka Gay Church) website and I was thinking:
Too Japanese Geisha House? Yeah, I thought so too.
On Crate and Barrel's website, I found this gem for only $350...
Too monastary? Yeah. There's simple, then there's this thing out of Sister Act I and II.
But, then I thought about a futon. I like to read on a couch and I don't like to venture out of my room here into the ole apartment. So, maybe...
Too Petting Zoo? As tempting as that may be...probably not. There's easy and then there's slutty. This is full on slutty Star Wars Princess Lea bondage bed. This isn't the "Orion" style, it should be called "80's porn set." Nope.
I think we have a winner. For now. I'm still trying to find out how this thing from Brady Street Futons is actually a futon, but, eh...who cares. At some point it may take flight, but I'll take my chances.
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