Tomorrow will be Nick Verreos Day.
I will speak only in quotable one-liners.
I will demand that everyone around me butch it up.
I will find a safe space to imagine Paris Hilton in Mykonos.
I will shun all bearded men.
I will try to get excited about Sasha Cohen.
I will play with a Barbie.
I will rearrange my roommate's plants in a vulgar way.
I will begin and end every conversation with "Shut uuuuup!" and "wickety-wack."
I may or may not get up early enough to watch the Today Show.
Sorry Nick, I have to draw the line somewhere.
Tomorrow, I will celebrate Nick Verreos Day.
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If only I knew how to delete comments. If only.
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