The Runway...Live It, Love it

A little more than 7 hours until the Runway, Episode 2. Dressing one of the most fashionable icons? Who is it? Who could it be? Oh the suspense.

Not really.

It really doesn't matter who this hot hot celebrity is. Hell, it could be one of Kara's other personalities from a different dimension.

It's all about the designers.
It's all about the drama.
It's all about the verbal diarreah that gets thrown from wall to wall.

Some things I hope I see:

- The judges decide that Chloe and Santino are tied as the winners. They are given a ball of twine, two paperclips, a bottle of mace and half an hour. They don't have to design anything, just do with it as they may. Project Runway Episode 2: The Gauntlet.
= Nina says: "I would like to have seen more eye scratching and better use of the twine. Rope burn is in. Mace doesn't express who you are."
= Michael says: "I know you're both talented designers, but you're a bunch of pussies."
= Heidi says: "If I didn't have this bump, I could whoop both of you bitches."

- Diana creates a wormhole from hand soap, her magnets and Kara's right eye. It sucks in and transports Zulema to Alpha Centauri. Everyone pretends not to notice until Tim asks why everyone looks so calm and rested and there's no hand soap anywhere in Parsons.
- Daniel Vosovic gets more than 2.5 seconds of airtime.
- Kara takes her meds and admits to being from Topeka.
- Nick gets drunk and sews Lupe to her bed while singing "I Will Always Love You."

I'm not gonna lie, that would be hot hot hot.