....and so does Karen #2...

Alright I'm on to my next tv show addiction. Top Design!

But...

It's only been 15 minutes and I'm a bit perplexed and slightly grated; if that's at all possible.

1) Where's Todd Oldham? Star Trek's Data was more human in the first 10 Next Generation shows in its first season than whatever is hosting TD. If I can make some suggestions to the Bravo execs before they set out to rescue the actual Human Oldham:

(a) Robot Oldham was constructed near some kind of makeup factory that just exploded in every direction.
(b) Robot Oldham's voice was probably recorded from a pre-student teaching collegiate's reading of "Heather Has Two Mommies" at a Barnes & Noble. You know, that voice used by education majors before a professor or advisor or fellow student teacher tells them to "fucking cut it out" because "if you keep it up, I'll punch you in the windpipe." "Seriously. Right in the windpipe. Really fucking hard."

2) He's married. With a beautiful daughter. And a gorgeous wife. I know I'm not the only one who thinks that women -- no matter how intelligent and cultured -- need to take responsibility for marrying The Most Obviously Gay Man Ever. I know a lot of straight men who take their daughters pumpkin picking but MOST enjoy deciding where in the exquisitely decorated house to place this perfect pumpkin. Okay, I don't know any straight guys who do either of those things. If he knows what Vera Wang and Nina Garcia look like without ever watching Project Runway...It's all your fault you gorgeous-but-soon-to-be-ex-wife-when-your-husband-runs-off-to-strip-in-West-Hollywood-and-doesn't-come-back.

3) He wants to stay with the women. Because it wouldn't make a difference. Hethinks the women are butcher than the men. You'd think an interior designer has looked in a mirror. Apparently, he hasn't. Kettle, meet pot.

Love it. Love it all.