I was showing a friend of mine at work the NAGVA website and realized, for the first time, how funny the team names really are. You don't find this in the USAV leagues. The funny speaks for itself:
Atlanta Smack Some Wood
Dallas Cheeri-hos
Dallas The Good The Bad and You
Dallas CockAsians
Dallas Whorigami
Dallas Shut up and hit her again!
Houston Strangers With Candy
Midwest Off White Trash
Minneapolis Stinky Kitties
Pittsburgh Glamazons
St Louis Desperate Houseboys
Salt Lake City SL,UT
Seattle Get Your Own Bitch
Texas Hold 'Em Poke 'Em
Vancouver Shut Up Hooker!!!
When I registered a team (which later got withdrawn...thanks Topher and Dewayne...yeah, I'm looking at you two...), I tried to get creative, but it didn't work out too well...
Milwaukee Tastes Great More Filling. Too slutty?
Milwaukee Visit Our Cream City. Too much explaining? Too slutty?
Milwaukee Drunk and Slutty. Too much...yeah, too much.
Milwaukee Queens Queens and 4 Really Big Queens. Too...faggy?
Milwaukee Easy But Not Slutty. Too much...eh, who are we kidding?
Milwaukee Five Girls Two Real Girls and a Pizza Place. Too long?
Milwaukee Easy Squeeze Cheese? Too...ewww....never mind.
I need a mission statement.
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