Is that a sports arena?

Obviously, I voted today.

And I left my polling place with that dirty dirty slutty slutty feeling. Even tragic Winesha made fun of me.

I voted a straight party ticket for the first time. Ordinarily I'd say gay ole party ticket but it was a horrible day for Wisconsin gays.

I'm definitely an Independent. I always read up on candidates and issues before I head to the voting booth and usually have to bring a list into the booth with me. I've voted for Republicans. I've voted for Democrats. I wanted to vote for Nader the first time around. I didn't want to vote for Kerry. If given the choice, I wouldn't want to vote for Hillary Clinton -- Mr. Hillary Clinton notwithstanding.

A majority of Republican candidates in recent history have effectively communicated their vision and determination to achieve that vision. A majority of Democratic candidates have bumbled and wavered and shown an unwillingness to inspire, lead or - at the very least - grow a spine.

Then again...like Bill Maher said so eloquently...

While the Democrats have been the party of no ideas, the Republicans have been the party of really bad ideas. Economic and tax policy. Education. The environment. International relations. Disaster management. Urban policy. Medicare. Social Security. Social policy. Immigration and naturalization. Civil rights, privileges and issues of equality. Budget and debt. And -- lest I forget -- a determination to do away with that nagging system of checks and balances. And the Bill of Rights. And every Supreme Court decision since -- oh about -- 1789.

Seriously now. Anyone who half listened to their junior high social studies teacher or went to at least one of their Intro to Poli Sci classes in college -- you know, to get the syllabus -- should have raised an eyebrow every time a politican used the words "activist judges." Or "legalized torture." Maybe "held indefinitely without due process at the discretion of the President." At the very least, "conversations with God" should have flagged some concern. Even among the most faithful.

Democrats' responded to these confounding developments with a resounding...

... ... ... ... ...

...yeah, I don't know either...

But, the only way to vote against the American Inquisition has been to vote Democrat. And that makes me feel dirty. And slutty. Voting a straight Democratic party ticket makes that even worse. I might as well have gone commando in ripped jeans with a t-shirt that said "Pre-lubed."

I looked down the ballot and listened to my conscience for a bit. Attorney General. Police Chief. State Senate. I wanted to vote for a Republican, Independent and a Greener. I stared at the Police Chief section for the longest time.

In the end, I thought of a Republican Attorney General who says gays and lesbians should have "no special rights," a state legislator who speaks about "family values" in only exclusive rhetoric and a history of Police Chiefs who were overtly hostile toward Milwaukee's gay community. The differences between the Democratic and Republican candidates other positions are almost nil.

I filled in the straight Democrat arrow, shook my head and shoved my ballot quickly into the machine.

The constitutional amendment banning the recognition of same-sex relationships passed by a huge margin. The margin was so big that the decision was called with barely 3% of precincts reporting.

I could go on and on about all of these amendments, but common sense and logic hasn't seemed to work anywhere. Even in Hawaii. I guess it just hasn't been enough that both state and federal governments say I'm not a full and equal citizen. An overwhelming majority of people in my two home states had to make sure that I never will be.