Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Beware: Thanksgiving

I'm almost over the bird flu.

I still ache all over all the time.
I can't breathe.
I have a serious fever.
I've developed a debilitating fear of snakes.
The thermometer I put in my mouth just laughed at me.
I think I coughed up some feathers last night.

And, I'm not gonna lie, I swear there's a chicken hobbling around in my room somewhere.

I probably shouldn't have gone to work this past weekend.

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