...putting together parts to create the perfect man...?

Quote of the St Louis Weekend:

"Seriously, the first person to talk nerdy to me is getting laaaaiiiiid."

-- Winesha

I'm not embarassed. It was Winesha.

But Mike and Vasili totally judged. And that wasn't cool.

...c'mon, Mandy and Andy...*snap*

After a night/day of sleep and careful consideration, I've come to the same conclusion: A robot hosted last night's Series Premier of Top Design.

I don't believe the real Todd Oldham could have looked at this whatsamawhythehell and honestly said that everybody's taste is different. The caption to this whatthefu should be: "Best Little Whorehouse in Bejing."

But, on to more important matters!

Jonathan Adler, Margaret Russell and Kelly Wearstler rock my world. The Holy Trinity. After the premier, a season preview was offered with some quips that made me moist:

JA: "If I had to live here, I would kill myself."
KW: "It looked like I stepped into an assisted living facility."

Of course, His Honor Jonathan Adler let one out last night: "Oh my God, (that room) needed a Zoloft or something."

Take that Michael Kors and Nina Garcia. In a good way, of course.

So in honor and reverence, I thought I'd offer some quips that the judges might slap this season's contestants with. Or that anyone may want to fit into everyday conversation.

"I wouldn't wish this room on the blind."

"I'd rather be quail hunting with Cheney."

"Oh my god, just drink your juice Shelby...I said NOW."

"They solved the mystery. That's where Baby Jane happened."

"It's like a party of drag queens exploded all over and they're selling it as is."

"Brittany had better taste in baby daddies."

"The inspiration was 'sensual,' not Tara Reid's Cooch."

"That wasn't modern Little House. That was Amish Fundamentalist."

"Greg Brady, party of 1. Greg Brady, party of 1."

"The Bedazzler is less tacky..."

I'm sure more will come to me. Feel free to add.